asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
Reblog if you're alive when the dates, 1/2/3,...
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: ask-sonicandneku: ikkitheairbender: kevaroono: you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it. As a Whovian… That scared me.
bloodbending: petition to have our pokemon follow our little sprites around in every pokemon game i swear to god
Stop Disney from Copyrighting Day of the Dead →
creekdontrise: The Walt Disney Company filed 33 applications on May 1st to trademark “Day of the Dead” in anticipation of a future film. That Disney intends to make money off the name of a cultural holiday celebrated by millions of people of Mexican and Central American heritage is awful enough. That they intend to file for ownership of the name and tradition is downright unacceptable and...
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
multipack: the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals